Move over diamond divas. Here comes something meatier….
One would think things couldn’t get any more bizarre than the ‘insect jewelry’ craze or gems made out of the remains of your beloved pet, Muffy (or Uncle Herbert). But the jewelry world is a vast and varied landscape, my friends.
So it should really come as no surprise that the dress that shocked America – Lady Gaga’s VMA frock made from real red meat – has inspired a jewelry line sure to add sparkle to your sirloin.
Keep your panties on, PETA. The carne creation is made from FAUX meat product – it’s 100% animal friendly. And might just cause some folks to go green on sight.
LA-based company, Onch Movement, is responsible for this lovely addition to the jewelry lexicon – and they promise the $55 ‘Meat-lace’ will “look just as fresh and delicious as the day it was first cut.”
Where’s the beef, Mary? Oh, right. It’s hanging around my neck like a Rocky Balboa punching bag.
I think I’ll pass on this one. Thoughts?